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anything and everything. Hopefully i don't frighten you away. +Feel free to ask me anything+



Mark’s looking like Maes Hughes more and more each day

The resemblance is uncanny

Pride (2014)

(where can i get this woman’s magic lesbian summoning powers?)

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my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 


my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

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Hello there, August.

Behind my abs are….. BETTER ABS.

because it’s too amusing to not reblog

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You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

Ah, fuck. Shit like this always gets to me, the tired old technophobe spiel and maybe it’s because it’s so rampant in my field (I work in outdoor education), but it just starts feeling so goddamn derivative after a while, nouveau hipsters who think the world is ending because kids play too many video games.

But what we’re missing is that this kid’s parents bought him his SP and a copy of Leaf Green (the employee at the game store said it would be perfect for him) so that he would shut up on the plane ride over and not bother them in the hotel, imagining that as soon as they touched down the kid would put the thing down and appreciate all the castles and grass and cafes and operas and rocks and ~*~culture~*~, because that’s what culture and history are, right? A bunch of old rocks.

What they missed is this kid staying up way past his bedtime the night before their plane flew out on message boards and chat rooms trying to find out which is the best starter, finally settled on a Squirtle and named it Rocky, and right now while his parents are appreciating rocks he and Rocky have got to save the whole world from Team Rocket because he’s a hero and that’s what heroes do and he’s so invested in this story and this world, he thinks he might have found the place where Machops live, why should he care about a guide droning on about Romans and a bunch of old people taking pictures?

But please, go ahead and take the Gameboy from him, break it in half and remind him that you spent A LOT on this vacation, and HOW DARE HE. You will FORCE him to ENJOY his GODDAMN VACATION because it’s REAL LIFE. Wonder why he’s so upset, you’re the one who spent money on the thing? All he invested in it was time and emotion, and those things are definitely less important than money, when you’re eight. Wonder why he’s so disconnected from education, when you’ve managed to turn it into a punishment, a deprivation, a source of misery? Go on and repeat the tired old technophobe line until you’re red in the face, share it on Facebook and reblog it on Tumblr and retweet it on Twitter: nobody but you knows how to live ~*~REAL LIFE~*~ because we’re so busy exploring imaginary worlds.

Kids don’t just need to be taught when to use devices, we as their parents and guardians also need to be taught why they use devices. If a kid is more invested in Kanto than Stonehenge, why? How can we change our approach so kids ~*~appreciate real history~*~? And if not, can’t we just accept and appreciate that this kid will go back to the third grade, say “Yeah, I saw Stonehenge, it was neat, but who wants to trade a Haunter for my Machoke?”

the commentary!


Reblogging for the commentary. I’m a historian. I work in a public history field. My 6 year old is pretty much guaranteed to have the importance of history hammered into him his entire life. He thinks history is cool, and would think Stonehenge is cool for about 5 minutes before he’d be ready to move on to the next thing. A lot of kids have the attention span of a gnat, some moreso than others. Like my 6 year old, who’s got ADHD. But I digress.

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ok but hear me out: Khajiit and Nords get married and a fundamental misunderstanding of genetics occurs and then forest cat Khajiit

(speed paint, ~2 hours)


"The most fun I’ve ever had on Skyrim was when I played as an unarmed Khajiit. I got so much shit for playing a cat, but being able to brag that I punched out Alduin made everything worth it."
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"The most fun I’ve ever had on Skyrim was when I played as an unarmed Khajiit. I got so much shit for playing a cat, but being able to brag that I punched out Alduin made everything worth it."

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Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?

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people (and bethesda, jesus christ) tend to forget that according to the lore, there are multiple types of Khajiiti. We only typically see the Suthay-Rhats, but Khajit can be born with multiple levels of feline appearance dependent on the moon cycle they are born under. On one end of the spectrum you have some Khajiit who look practically like Bosmer with cat whiskers, and on the other end you have Khajiit who legit just look like housecats but still have sentience and intelligence. For instance, this would be considered to be a perfectly normal Khajiit family in Elsweyr.

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do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now


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AU TWDG Stories: Uncle Pete discovers emoticons

I was bored I’m so sorry for this.

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i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]


I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now


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