All the things

anything and everything. Hopefully i don't frighten you away. +Feel free to ask me anything+

typette:

djlegz:

sizvideos:

Video

Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance

someone write a youth fantasy novel about this damn thing

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amoyed:

I love this kid

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lifeisntwastedonus:

khl0ekardashian:

me on my way to steal your man

Damn Honey forget my man take me

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Mann Swap [Saxxy 2014] by Olu

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Mann Swap [Saxxy 2014] by Olu

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art-of-swords:

Swiss Long Dagger 

  • Dated: early 16th century
  • Measurements: overall length 55.3 cm

The dagger features a slender blade of flattened diamond section tapering to a narrow point, struck with a mark on one side, and a small hunting horn formed with a short ricasso. It has an iron hilt of characteristic type, and a guard formed with a pronounced ridge over the base, extended very slightly in a lip over the base of the blade and coming to flattened rear-swept points. The pommel is made en suite and fitted with modern wooden grip.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Hermann Historica

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

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gordoananke:

sassygraceffa:

sukihowell:

IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

Wow I just watched the video and I can just feel how uncomfortable these women were. I just want to film myself kicking him in the balls because APPARENTLY anythings okay as long as its a “prank”. Respect has been lost.

Reminder that by watching the video, or any of his other videos, you’re literally giving him money. That’s how youtubers make a living. If you don’t like his videos report it but do not watch it.

lacigreen:

Hi Sam!

Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of…

electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU



YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM



You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.



We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.



You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)



Shut up.We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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Shut up.
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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  • Hutch: Stop it! Get your balls out of my mouth! No Nanner-balls!
  • Adam: It's asserting dominance, man! It's, like, animal kingdom, y'know?
  • Hutch: Sometimes I'm cool with the submissive role..
  • Adam: Yeah?
  • Hutch: ..Today is not one of those days.
  • Adam: Would you ever let me teabag you? Is that something we can discuss?
  • Hutch: Well, how much are we talking?
  • Adam: I have to give you money? I thought it was, like, about love, and y'know, sexuality.
  • Hutch: I don't love you!
  • Adam: Oh. Wow! That was a bomb you just dropped on me! How dare you! I'm gonna kill you, 'cause you betrayed my trust and my love!

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

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haveagaydayorg:

danykhaleesiofdragons:

7 Cups of Tea is a totally free and anonymous website where you can go and talk to someone about anything you’d like. Whether you’re facing a hard time or just really need someone to listen to you, trained active listeners will be there. This website is really, truly amazing. I know it’s been hugely helpful for me and I’m giving my time back to it by listening to others.

When you enter the website, simply click the ‘connect’ button to talk to a listener. It’s like an internet chat, except the person on the other end really cares and listens and validates. You’re worth it—go talk to a listener.

I think the Tumblr community can really use this website :3

(Disclaimer: we cannot actually give you tea, but feel free to drink a cuppa while chatting!)

I have not personally used 7 cups of tea, however I realize some of you might need professional/trained listeners so you can vent - cheaper than therapy!

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